Yes I wrote about gold plated anal beads, middle east patriarchal customs related to archery in the medieval era, & Ned Flandersification today.
Enjoy.
Edit: and studies from 2009 showing N95s in ideal storage last at least 10 years if not longer at 95% filtration efficiency
@hannu_ikonen I mean, wouldn't silver anal beads be better for the antimicrobial properties? I feel like there's a market.